Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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