I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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