Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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