i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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