dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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