Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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