Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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