no, he came in my armpit
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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