I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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