actually, I'm a sock model
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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