so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so that wasnt chicken after all
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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