It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
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