What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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