I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You did what with his pubic hair?
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