"it" just moved
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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