he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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