The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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