summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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