So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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