So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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