her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I am mentally ready for anal.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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