butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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