What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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