And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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