do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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