I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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