I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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