2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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