i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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