I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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