Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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