Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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