well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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