road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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