yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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