all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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