VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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