marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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