this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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