just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm passing your future prison.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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