Whod you bang
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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