I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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