I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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