How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Randomize