I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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