fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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