Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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