I can tuck mytits in my pants
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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