I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
he's gonorrhea incarnate
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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