Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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