Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
ttyl tear gas
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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