he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize