currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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